How not to run a hotel

My family enjoyed a long weekend in Minneapolis recently.  While there, we stayed at the Hyatt Regency.  Via, we got what I considered to be an excellent deal: $60 a night.  It was Kassie’s birthday and a scouting trip, of sorts, so we thought of it as a mini-vacation.

Well, now I’d say $60 a night was a little steep.  Sure, the hotel was nice, modern, and clean.  No real surprises.  However, the service they offered was way below par for a hotel that usually goes for upwards of three digits per night.

Our complaints:

  • No free wireless internet. ($12+ per 24 hours of wired access)  Maybe in 1999, but not in 2009.  Website was misleading.  The business center was 14 floors away from our room and had only two computers.
  • No phone books in the rooms or lobby. (If you don’t offer phone books or free in-room internet, how do you expect guests to find the number for a pizza place?)
  • In addition to the above point, No free local calling. I laughed at the front-desk guy who told me this.  I was assured, “Mr. Phillips, it’s only a few dollars…” For local calls?!  I once stayed at a crappy Peartree Inn that offered unlimited free local and 10 minutes of free international calling.
  • No free parking. Maybe this is standard in cities, but neither Priceline or the hotel’s website warned us.  Not even reduced parking for hotel guests.
  • Hotel pool down for maintenance for two days. It was a slight disappointment, but if Malaki had been a few years older it would have been a catastrophe.

That, my friends, is how not to run a hotel.  It’s called the service industry for a reason.


About Brian Phillips

Brian lives in Spain with Kassie and their kids.
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2 Responses to How not to run a hotel

  1. Kassie says:

    The Peartree Inn wasn’t THAT crappy… I’m glad you labeled this in “humor,” it takes the edge off your disappointment. 🙂

  2. Brian Phillips says:

    It smelled funky and had a terrible shuttle (the only reason we stayed there).

    If a hotel fails at fulfill its main boast, I think that counts as crappy. But they did have free calling, which would have been nice if I had wanted to order a pizza.

    Humor to you and me, babe, but not to the manager.

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